#red white and royal blue incorrect quote

Henry: You’re so short

Alex: Well put some inches in me

Henry:HUH

Alex:HUH

Aight Henry, go off

Alex: I got called pretty today!

Alex: Well technically the full statement was ‘you’re pretty annoying’ but I like to focus on the positive things in life!

Zahra: Did any of you think ‘wow this is a really bad idea’?

Alex: Yeah, we all did.

Zahra: And you did it anyway!?

June:Yep

Alex: *sipping coffee* I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you, Henry

Henry: Now is not the time for self pity

Alex and Henry when they were “friends w benefits”

Alex.

This fic.

T h I s f I c.

WHAT THE FUCK

AAAAAAAA

I have no more moisture in my body… I’ve cried too much too long

Alex: would you date a chubby girl?

Henry:no

Alex: why wouldn’t you?

Henry: I’m gay.

What if… in Henry and Alex’s world they created a version of the crown… and Alex, Henry, Pez, June, Nora, Bea, and David watched it…

Like they just wait for new season even though they already know what’s gonna happen…

HENRY DOING KARAOKE BUT INSTEAD OF QUEEN HE SINGS GIVE ME EVERYTHING BY PITBULL

Philip:Drop what you’re doing

Henry: *drops Alex*

Judge:How will you plead?

Henry:Your honour, I plead-

Henry:*looks at Alex*

Alex *mouthing*: not guilty

Henry:Hot Milky

Alex going to yell at Henry outside of his palace:

Nora at the New Years Eve Party:

Guys… just sayin

Alex was 1000% a cheerleader in a powderpuff game at some point

Henry: My god, if you hate me so much why don’t you just kill me already

Alex:

Alex @ Henry: You’re not very pretty and you’re not very bright. I’m so glad we had that talk.

Just… listen